Things I found in my car today

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hammer, a mallet, a copy of my birth certificate, a bathing suit, a towel, several pairs of gloves, a condom wrapper, an assload of receipts, handwritten directions to Bristol, RI, a spark plug, an assload of pachinko balls, a lot of change, a good amount of sand, two clothes hangers, a set of 15 notecards with D&D notes on them, a veritable set of plastic silverware, these little plastic thingies on my floor, and a roll of duct tape.
Ah, spring cleaning.